Wednesday, January 11, 2017

MIRTH: ODE TO UNCLE JACK DANIELS

Ode to Uncle Jack Daniels

Dear Uncle,

-My liver ran up a flag
my doctor became a nag

my lady finds you a drag
my Winky has begun to sag.

Two drinks a day is my aim
but glass size was never a claim

my advisors are no longer nice
“You should not cover the ice.”

"Two," they say, means ounces,
not drinks. Get new advisors, me thinks

but what would I do sans my doctor,
lady, and Winky? The prospect is a bit kinky.

So it's Unc and me vs. the crowd, I 
fear, perhaps I shall switch to wine or beer

but beer is for picnics…
and wine goes with cheese

“BARTENDER:

a Jack on the rocks, if you please.”

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

LIFE: TOO LATE


Too Late

-Wailing train at night
stirs bygone memories.
I no longer yearn to go


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