Ode
to Uncle Jack Daniels
Dear Uncle,
-My liver ran up a flag
my doctor became a nag
my lady finds you a drag
my Winky has begun to sag.
Two drinks a day is my aim
but glass size was never a claim
my advisors are no longer nice
“You should not cover the ice.”
"Two," they say, means ounces,
not drinks. Get new advisors, me thinks
but what would I do sans my doctor,
lady, and Winky? The prospect is a bit kinky.
So it's Unc and me vs. the crowd, I
fear, perhaps I shall switch to wine or beer
fear, perhaps I shall switch to wine or beer
but beer is for picnics…
and wine goes with cheese
“BARTENDER:
a Jack on the rocks, if you please.”
Copyright © 2016 & 17 by Steven C. Brandt. All rights reserved.
Copyright © 2016 & 17 by Steven C. Brandt. All rights reserved.
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